Ok ladies, we all know that size DOES in fact matter. The insinuation of it not mattering is simply a statement made up to protect our boyfriends, fiancés, husbands and well about any man we have sex with. There’s nothing worse than having a serious, heavy make out session with an irresistible man and then all of a sudden reaching down, going for the “fondle” and thinking, “oh my god…is that it?!”
As woman we welcome a great penis, we fantasize and even dream of one. How many of you can honestly say you have had one of these elite bad boys? Is there some sort of private club? And if so where do I sign up?!
I have seen them all, tall ones, short ones, skinny ones, old ones, young ones, light ones, dark ones and even crooked ones! Yes, there was this one guy that had a “hook” penis if you will, well that’s at least what I called it and oddly enough it felt like I was holding an umbrella…needless to say I didn’t stick around to find out what it would be like, face it, there is nothing appealing about the word “Hook”.
The Rambling Goddess
